Have all the fools both sides of the House in Westminster taken leave of their senses and handed Napoleon, sorry I mean Mr Salmond, not a double-headed coin, but one when tossed if it lands on tails he wins and if it lands on heads he also wins. I wonder who is going to pay for the fall out ?

Now please if you are going to leave then leave, by the way please leave front door keys on the hall stand – thanks.

R O Berryman, Trowbridge.